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I took off the back to scoop Grandma out, but couldn’t tell her from the dust and those fuzzy things inside. Grandma was kind of fuzzy too so that may have been her, I’m not sure. I left things alone because I was sneezing real bad and didn’t want to blow Grandma all over the place. So now she is in the can and the TV. Grandma was wrong about not being in xxx places at the same time. Actually she is in three places. I put a little pinch of her in a railroad car parked on the side tracks. She always wanted to travel. Grandma, if you can hear me, I hope you get to those mountains you always dreamed about. Here at work I’m a Seed Packet Party Appointment Setter. It’s my job to interrupt people during supper. Before they start hollering at me, I have to convince them that something they have never heard of is the best thing to come along since crack cream. I need for them to host a party where we can sell little packets of vegetable seeds. I get paid real well for every appointment. 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For years, Uncle Daddy tried to pass off Aunt Wendy as my mother but she didn’t want no part in that tale. Aunt Wendy said my real mother was some gypsy lady that came through these parts back in the ’ x s. I think Uncle Daddy had a thing for black haired women but would never admit to it. He always got a little flushed whenever she was mentioned. It seems that gypsy lady pretty well cleaned out Uncle Daddy’s old store. The only thing left on the shelf was a rusty rat trap and xxx jugs of Clorox. Uncle Daddy said she left the jugs because it wasn’t real bleach inside; it was his corn licker. Ain’t no woman going to drink that stuff because it grows hair on your chest. It also makes a good dog dip to keep down the fleas. But, it’s not for cats; it turns them into wild things that act real scary. They wait until you are asleep, then they unload on every stick of furniture you own. Whew, I still get nose bleeds from that! Aunt Wendy says the gypsy lady was caught and sent to the jail for more than a year. Maybe that’s when I was born. When I was older, I went down to the jailhouse before it burned down during the riot of ‘ x . There were lots of names carved on the wall and I was hoping her name was there. But, I didn’t see none that I didn’t recognize; mostly cousins on Uncle Daddy’s side of the family and my first-grade teacher who took a turn at bank robbing because it was more exciting than stinky and head lice. I remember when I was a tot I would get a birthday present every year, sometimes in the summer and sometimes in the winter. I was almost ten before I learned it was supposed to be the same time every year. I once looked through Uncle Daddy’s old bible to see what day they wrote down, but my name was scratched out so I couldn’t make out the date. Best I can figure I must be around x years. 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My sister Petal is thinking about being a doctor too. That would make x doctors living in the trailer park not counting Mud Jackson who has papered an entire wall with his PhD’s. I mentioned to Dr. Leekman I was going to be a doctor real soon. He said to come in and have my head examined. NO THANKS! I don’t need any more medical facts from that cross-eyed quack! Doctor Lukey; that title sounds real good. Grandma would be so proud. I'm real excited waiting to hear from some lucky lady who knows a good thing when she sees it. Oh, and my sister Petal said to remember that some men need to be graded on the curve. Lukey | |
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